CARS OF THE FUTURE Here's my little joke. In the future, the people of Los Angeles will ban the private ownership of cars. Sounds ridiculous, right? But the way I see it, it's practically inevitable. You'll still be able to drive as much as you like, but you'll be renting the car, not owning it. One advantage is that you can rent the kind of car that's right for the trip. For going cross-country, a big car; for a run to the local market, a little one. A very little one. And how about a nice big convertible for your trip to the beach? You never have to wait in line or have a reservation. You have an electronic card that goes in the slot on the dashboard, and your account is charged accordingly. Cars for rent will be parked all over the place, you just pick one out and drive away. And when you're done with it, you don't have to return it to some particular place at any particular time. You park it where you like, remove your electronic card, and simply walk away. There are little lights that illuminate on the car, so you can simply look down any street and see what's for rent. The cars have wireless communications and report their GPS position to a central database. So people can refer to a map on the Internet and see where rentals cars are parked. But there is a catch or two. For example, if you park it way off in the desert someplace, your account would be charged extra, a "drop charge". But there is no drop charge if the car you had rented is rented again by someone else within a reasonable about of time. So people have an incentive to leave their rental cars clean, and in a convenient location for the next person. At airports, train stations, bus stations, and taxi stands, there will usually be plenty of cars for rent and plenty of people to rent them. (This plan of mine does not pertain to taxis, buses and the like.) And unlike today, nobody will care much about little bumps and scrapes. It will be normal for cars to look like that. If you get in a serious accident, a little light comes on the dashboard asking you to wait for the authorities. When the car needs maintenance, another little light goes on, and this means that you can actually get paid to deliver the car to a maintenance facility. The car knows when it needs maintenance. In private, commercial parking lots, store owners would probably like to have a few cars for rent parked and available. So they could offer an incentive to return your car to one of the designated places with electronic parking meters that reward the person who leaves a car there. And if a car were parked way off in the desert, there would be a bigger incentive for someone to pick it up and bring it back to town. (Perhaps the same amount charged to the person who left it in the desert.) Some people will rent their car each morning and turn it in each night. Other people will pick out a car they really like and keep it for a year or ten years, the same as now. It depends on what kind of deal the rental company is willing to make with you. Maybe you want a car for a week. Just leave your card in the slot, and park it in your garage. The prices for all this are determined by competition; there would be many private rental car companies, large and little, competing for the customer. And the car manufacturers also compete, as they do now, for the customer's approval. And there would still be dealerships, but mostly selling to corporate customers. What I describe would not be socialism because the government would not set the prices. What the government would do is lay down the rules -- the technological standards that make the system possible. Hopefully, we will all be adopting electric cars before too many years have passed, so now would be a good time for the authorities to set the standards about how cars of the future will be built and maintained. It's no good having different brands of cars using different parts. Some people will rent their car each morning and turn it in each night. Other people will pick out a car they really like and keep it for a year or ten years, the same as now. It depends on what kind of deal the rental company is willing to make with you. It wouldn't hurt anything if a few people wanted to continue in the old way. That is: buying, registering, insuring, maintaining and disposing of, their personal automobile. But in order for society to make a break with the past, we would probably want to have an outright ban. Exceptions could be made. And what does all this accomplish? For one thing, we would be using motor vehicles more efficiently: matching the right machine to the job. But the greatest value to my plan is that cars would become efficient connectors for mass transit. Rail, mainly. Passenger rail really only works when it's easy for people to drive to the station and have another car waiting at the other end of the line. --TPS 4/08